i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6
kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
